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# I'd like to see Walked on by Water, and Force-fed by Five Thousand.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Or that time he was mugged in that market in that temple.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# or when a stable was born in him
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I heard his mum was a right dirty slapper though.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# It's a shame how he died: stabbed by Lazarus after he saved all those nice men off of being crucified.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# It serves him right for all those people he went round maiming
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, but to be fair that was to get back at all those rich bastards who kept giving him leprosy.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah, after he gave them all his precious myrrh too.
Anyway, I'm going to bed; goodnight.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# In Soviet Judea
water walks on YOU
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Or when he crucified that rich guy.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)