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# No. Chippies have pans of it on continuously throughout the day for a reason.
Proper chippies that is. Northern chippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# You seem to have mistaken this for a debate, Mu.
Whereas it's actually a lesson for the criminally ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Now would be a good time to get naked
and roll about on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Aye, you're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# And when I'm not wrong, statistically I'm mostly right!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# *rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# *baps*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# huge vats
one vat curry

one vat gravy

It's what makes a chippy, damn it.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# JOIN US
JOIN US

WITH OUR QUAD OF VATS

JOIN US

JOIN US

*points and breathes in vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Yes!
You forgot the peas, but YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!
THE PEAS

I FORGOT THE PEAS

holy crap :(

yes, an equally large vat of peas

OH OH OH FUCK

and a vat of beans!

how could I forget this!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# And scraps, and puddings and pies and sausages and scallops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# scraps, variably nomenclatured as
scrag, scran, batter, bits and quite likely a myriad terms hithertoo unknown but to LOCALS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# OH WHAT'S THE FUCKING USE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# the more you fight us
the more we fry

and serve with various innapropriate meta condiments
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Hold on a minute
scallops? Surely that's some limp-wristed Southern puffery?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Oh no, oh no no no. Not the poncey overprices shellfish.
Potato scallops
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# fuck mate
scallops?

What is this? the old kent road?!

This has gone from being about MANS chips

with curry, gravy, beans and MUSHY FUCKING PEAS

along with choice of pie, fish, patty, cake etc

TO SCALLOPS!

I weep man, I weep !

Where did it all go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Mu can't keep it together mate.
He's all like, look at me I'm rubbing boiling lardy chips and gravy into my manly chest, and then he's like, oh yeah and here's a rainbow dinosaur and some PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# They're battered fucking deep fried potato scallops, don't be giving me this shit mothy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# OOH LOOK AT ME I'M MU AND I'M EATING A HUGE FUCKING PLATE OF PONCEY FUCKING SCALLOPS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# shit man
all my hopes and dreams for the future!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Oh wait, I am home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# with
fritters-lite

:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# ...and microwave chips
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# :O
it'd be like the 3rd century ukraine!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# and pickled eggs
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I've never eaten a pickled egg
I wonder if they'd agree with my digestive system.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# are they likely to say no?
only one way to find out :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# And faggot
with mushy peas, chips and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:17, archived)
# I live about as far north as you can get.
And there's no pans on. Vats yes - pans no. Vats which have been simmering for so long I'm sure life is forming at the bottom.

And everything is fried, even the picked eggs. And the chips come covered in cheese.

It's heaven. Which is where you'll end up if you eat there more than once a year.
(azgiles, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:06, archived)