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# arthur two-sheds jackson
dear all,

to those not familiar with him, he is a sketch character from 'monty python's flying circus'.
to everyone else:
as i do not photoshop because i'm too stupid but have been laughing my ass off here at b3ta since 2003 thanks to your wonderful creativity, i was just wondering if your muse could conjure up some arthur two-sheds jackson since it would fit in with the current challenge.

thank you all for being great!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You're welcome
Please talk more about me being great
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, archived)
# If you've been reading since 2003, you'll have a pretty good idea of what's about to happen to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I bet he just *loves* FAQ gifs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I fear that he might get away with it.
What with it being Saturday teatime an' all.

NB Woodkovsky: Could you come and repost this in a new thread on Monday so that you can get what ought to be coming to you now? Much obliged.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:53, archived)
# No need
Slow as things are these days, this will probably still be on the board come Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Miss Drunken speaks the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# It has been a little empty over the weekends recently
I think b3ta should brand itself as 'the ONLY alternative to the Olympics!' and people'll flood in next saturday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
this fella?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:57, archived)
# well that is odd, why cant i hide my link properly
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# You broke b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# dirt code monkeys have stopped it working, fucking shitcunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# DIRTCODE is SHITCODE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Don't worry, I've found your ass
but I feel it's about to be handed to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:00, archived)
# .
Ducks down
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I DO NOT APPROVE
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Jeebers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# That's what these two looked like before puberty

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Haha! That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# would
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Popcorn anybody?
This looks to be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Perhaps the problem is not your lack of photoshop ability
but the fact that there aren't many visual jokes that can be applied to a minor piece of tv dialogue

Also, donate


Also, also, this isn't the first time you've done this
b3ta.com/board/7788451
always nice to have a walk down memory lane and see the old folk.... ooh there's a Valin reply :( *goes all maudlin*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Indeed, even I donated, despite being half crippled and thrifty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# It's incredible - not like he hasn't been told already or anything
b3ta.com/board/8649433
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] tldr
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# The spinning headed cat has a spinning head.
It has a cats head that is spinning, it is a spinning head.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# FUCK OFF!


HaHa
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:16, archived)
# haha
harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I used to be a student of diplomacy.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# It's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hello.
Did you know that The LOVELY Two Hats of b3ta fame ALSO has two sheds?
I think that this thread should now be a reflection of the MAJESTY OF TWO HATS! KING OF SHEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I went to KFC today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Apparently their recipe is secret.
Do you have any information about that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Damn, it must really be a secret!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I'll let you know when it finally breaks out of me
but yes, it really is a secret.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Just my two sheds' worth...


edit: Jesus, 30 seconds to go out and snap a pic, an hour to download and install camera drivers, etc., etc. Now to figure out how to use magenta spray paint in Photoshop, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)