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# Hehe - creepy
I read the other day that there are 100 tube train suicides a year on the Underground. That's two a week. Must become such a depressingly routine thing for people who work down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I heard that the guys who pick up the bits of human of the tracks get paid loads!
and they only have to work twice a week or so... not a nice job, so its all relative I guess. I certainly could never do it.
(v11cu96, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# but do they get to eat the bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# On the spot! they take mayonaise and bagels to work with them for this purpose.
(v11cu96, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# That's not mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# those tunnel morlocks are turned on by the weirdest shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Youre right, its not!
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And I guess they just use the Bagles at wheat vaginas.
(v11cu96, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# The fuck is strong with you!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 0:54, archived)