Isn't it obvious?They've been poisoned with cocksnakewarticles!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:07,
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Methicillin-resistant Cocksnakewarticles.Is MRCSW killing you in YOUR hospital bed? Tune later for our special report.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:38,
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