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[challenge entry] It's n-ice


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From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:14, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
De-RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Ah
Never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Missus Beard calls it
"Game of Porn"

Which isn't far off actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Really nice style!
(Meagrom, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Frankly, I'm a little depressed by the high stylistic quality of compo entries.
My stuff is going to look like shit.
Well, more like shit than usual.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
# And now my watch begins..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damm you; Sing: Goddamm.
Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.
Sing goddamm, damm, sing goddamm,
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I was going to do that
...but
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:06, archived)