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# morning fella, were your dreams full of Kelly Brook?
speaking of which, here's that photo I was on about

(my face removed because it's too early in the morning for that)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Haha - nice!
I had a think about what you said, and if it was 15 years ago, she would have been 17!

You must have been quite the adonis to think you had a chance in hell of chatting her up ;-)
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 8:57, archived)
# it helped not being the average troll shaped game nerd
or 40 year old letch :D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:00, archived)
# What was she promoting?
With a trashy PVC getup like that, im guessing it was that PC FPS 'sin'? That's probably too recent though...
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:05, archived)
# I can't remember the name of it
you played as one of 4 characters, 2 girls, 2 guys, the other girl was in sort of blue. Possibly a Core/Eidos title?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Oh shit - fighting force! Its all coming back to me now - i used to love that game!
i191.photobucket.com/albums/z267/jourdanz/1113276197-00.jpg
To think you were out trying to pull kelly brook while i was being amazed by the graphics and character models in it...
*regrets youth*
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:12, archived)
# that's the fella :)
it was a great game
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# You know - i think i actually still have it somewhere in the loft at my moms house
With a 50p sticker on the box from when we tried to car boot it many years ago :-D
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# the one in the back looks like freebase
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 11:26, archived)
# You guys sound like my internal monologue 15 years ago
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# this was 15 years ago
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND SAY HI
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# hi?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:07, archived)
# back in the 90s
I worked for a training and consultancy company
My mate and colleague was totally in lust with KB.

He had to go and do a weeks training at Triumph Underwear here in Swindon. She was their poster girl at the time

The poor sod had to try and teach Word and Excel for a week in a room totally adorned with lifesize posters of her in various items of lingerie.

When I say 'poor sod', I of course mean 'jammy cunt'
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I do not wish to read the words "jammy cunt"
in the same context as Kelly Brooke, thank you very much.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hmmm. good point
how about 'honey pot'?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# TRIGGER WARNIN
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)