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[challenge entry] This happened to me in the '80s when I had long hair and microwaves were relatively new

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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Did you rub the hot sausage on your face too?
I would have thought they called you Dennis the Menace too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# And Simon Weston :(
I bravely managed to eat what remained of the sausage despite the pain
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# If he managed to rub his hot sausage on his face
he should be in porn or some sort of circus.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# You're getting close to the crux of the matter here
ALWAYS prick your sausage
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# You're into some heavy S&M there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Sausage & Mash?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Oh very good.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Keep pounding those spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)
# ooh saucy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Brown or red?
*hurk*
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Not the only time you've had someone's big saveloy spray over your face, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# enchanting!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Picking off the scabs a week later was even better :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Luverly.
Early frames remind me of that Geordie comic what gets on telly on that panel show where the "intellectual" chap won't let him get a word in because the comic is funnier than he is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Ross Noble?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# That's him and even the fat Lancashire comic off of Benidorm,
which I also never watch, is funnier than the bloke who knows everything so he won't let him speak either.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Oh fuck there's tonnes of fat Lancashire comics, they're our main export.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Him off the tea advert with the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmmE_h60rjk
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Johnny Vegas.
Thanks for your patience
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:13, archived)
# i used to have an image that would fit here... but it has gone...
have pg tips served a cease and desist order on the ginger fuhrer?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Never tuck an owl in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Ta, i'm unaware of that Geordie comic what gets on telly on that panel show where the "intellectual" chap won't let him get a word in because the comic is funnier than he is.
*never watches panel shows
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r_TlPwZOvU
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Ah him
*needs subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# 'cries with laughter"
Edit: Sue Perkins is gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Yeah but in contrast
Brian Cox is eminently punchable.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:02, archived)
# I do like Sue Perkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)
# It's QI, please try to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:53, archived)
# ¿Qué
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:55, archived)
# :D
burnt eyelids not so great
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# excellent!
- and this is why we should always prick sausages... (at least before microwaving them, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Haha, not to mention the half life of the heet in a KFC apple pie being about 3 hours!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# i wore a jumper like that to a ross noble gig.
and the bastard singled me out to be his comedy audience stooge for the night.
oh how they laughed ! cunt, he did buy me a pint afterwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)