This is about as grounded in reality as his normal output, so well done :)I thought the Universal Cretin delivered a snappy and memorable response. Pity it was to a point *nobody actually made*.
Shelf stackers can seem more important than geologists, in certain contexts.
Unless you had to take a hefty diversion to get there, because a local road subsided due to inadequate surveying; you can't see the shelves in darkness, because no-one knew how to locate the coal currently providing 41% of the UK electricity supply; and the diesel-soaked long-distance supply web ran dry, so no deliveries arrived in store anyway.
Then geology, engineering, logistics, and all the myriad disciplines involved thus far, may just seem as important as the final transfer from box to display. But why reason, when there's Goats to Scape?
Ach, not enough funny. Errr... Stay About From My Trade Refuse Bins?
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Shelf stackers can seem more important than geologists, in certain contexts.
Unless you had to take a hefty diversion to get there, because a local road subsided due to inadequate surveying; you can't see the shelves in darkness, because no-one knew how to locate the coal currently providing 41% of the UK electricity supply; and the diesel-soaked long-distance supply web ran dry, so no deliveries arrived in store anyway.
Then geology, engineering, logistics, and all the myriad disciplines involved thus far, may just seem as important as the final transfer from box to display. But why reason, when there's Goats to Scape?
Ach, not enough funny. Errr... Stay About From My Trade Refuse Bins?