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# This reminds me of a time
when a local charity was staging a play - 'The story of Roxy Music'. I was given the choice of playing the lead role or organising the charity raffle - ticket sales, deciding what people could win, that sort of thing. Both roles appealed and I couldn't decide, so I thought 'WWCdBD?' - What would Chris de Burgh do? So I asked him. He suggested that, to ensure the charity event went well, we get all 'Old Testament' on it and sacrifice a female sheep. Well, that kind of thing can get messy, so I suggested we euthanise it with happy drugs, like Ecstasy. He agreed and wrote a song about it.

'Don't play the Ferry, man. Don't even fix a prize. Don't play the Ferry, man, until E gets ewe to the other side...'

(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Oh, you silly, stupid sod.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2013, 20:00, archived)