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[challenge entry] Are you a cephalopod in peril? Teuthida troubled?
CALL 'SQUID SAVIOUR'!!! (Some networks may charge premium rates).


From the Crap X-Men challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 18:52, archived)
# I ordered this clock from www.squidsaviour/merchandise.com
they sent me a prawn nailed to a breadbin

FOCKIN PRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Mine always sticks at 20 minutes to 39.
Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:29, archived)
# HONEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?
- wednesday

I FOCKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO BUY THAT FOCKIN CLOCKPRAWN!
*jumps through window*

spotify:track:27igFVa4ccGtNgwAPzRIix (Ai No Corrida by Quincy Jones)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Mummy says I can't talk to you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:42, archived)
# is it cuz of the gooch candies?
the guy swore they were chode chews

:/

FOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Frankly, yes. Yes, it is.
The brine content made us all very, VERY sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:52, archived)
# SquidSaviour do this inverse brine-conductor, bit pricey, you can get a punnet for 30 euro.
it will cause mayhem of the sternum though

imjussayin

FOCKIN PRAWNS!
spotify:track:77y6skfj4H6MyZz5ZO5eIy (The Dude by Quincy Jones)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Fucking Prawn Clock!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:08, archived)
# It's a quarter to lethal!
I've got the horn now, thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Lethal Prawns will destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:16, archived)
# HONEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?
....ermm..

*jumps thorugh gazebo*

PRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZ!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Why is it never Fresh O'Clock?
FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)
# i think the dial is stuck behind the cunt's neck


FOCKIN PRAWNS, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Stuck Neck - Sounds Great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:23, archived)
# you know what they say about necks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:28, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:49, archived)
# hai am jon voigt, tonight i died in anaconda

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 20:53, archived)
# i blame fucking prawn clock LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:18, archived)
# hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Where's the poll?
I'm voting for Stadium Soup! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:31, archived)
# COMPLIANCE
Stadium Soup?







spotify:track:1WphELcUboohDRIynqQe6E (Lose Control - Amended Album Version by Missy Elliott)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Stale* prawns for everyone! '\o/'
*lethal
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:43, archived)
# LETAL WAPON DREI: fOCKin PRaWns MAn

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:45, archived)
# RED HOT PRAWNS !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:08, archived)
# last night in lagos
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Headbanger's Ball
Have a good night yo/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:21, archived)
# god speed jurgen prochnow
spotify:track:7bSNtkIJeaxyGs7qjkZ7gW (My Star by Ian Brown)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:23, archived)
# They are enhanced by a whopping great pair of testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I think you'll find that's Ant and Dec.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:14, archived)
# looks like anudda case fah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 21:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 1:26, archived)
# PRAWN CLOCK FEVER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 23:16, archived)