Old smoking joke:
Boy on a bench, having a smoke. Man walks by and says:
'You know that is bad for you?'
Boy replies: 'My grandad lived until he was 100'
Man 'And I suppose you are going to tell me he smoked 40 a day?'
Boy: 'No; he didn't smoke. But he lived that long because he knew how to mind his own fucking business.'
:D
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'You know that is bad for you?'
Boy replies: 'My grandad lived until he was 100'
Man 'And I suppose you are going to tell me he smoked 40 a day?'
Boy: 'No; he didn't smoke. But he lived that long because he knew how to mind his own fucking business.'
:D