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# Woo, and morning all!
I just want to get a post under that there widdecombe thing...

I was rudely awakened last night by a cat in my kitchen... What am ah gonna do? I let the fat fucker out.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# should have give it a swift boot up the arse
unless it was your cat that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I went out and got our black cat off the aviery once
and carried it inside
gave it a telling off
and put it in it's basket

and then realised it WASN'T our cat....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)
# nice
did you feed it also?

i'm trying to keep the cat off my garden.
spen the bank holiday landscaping and moving tonnes of slate & gravel, and the local cats(there are a lot for such a small road) decide that the gravel is the best place for them to have a shit. any ideas, bar shooting them, to stop them doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)