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[challenge entry] i think it suits him.

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45, archived)
# because he's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] i know, i know, shopped pics only...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll be Bach" hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:10, archived)
# OK, joke tiem.
So James Cameron has this idea for a big Hollywood action blockbuster about three famous composers who become time-travelling commandos. He wants it to star the biggest action megastars around, so first of all he calls Bruce Willis and explains his idea. Bruce is excited about it and says "You know what, Jim, that sounds bad-ass! I've always wanted to play Beethoven actually, can I be him?" and Cameron says yes, that would be great. Next he calls Mel Gibson and asks him if he wants to be involved. Mel says "James, that's the coolest idea ever, count me in! Could I play Mozart?", and Cameron replies that he'd had Mel pegged as first choice to play Mozart, as it happens.

Then he calls Arnie and describes his intended project. Arnie hears him out and says...

WHAT DA HELL, CAMERON?! DAT MUST BE DA DUMBEST IDEA FOR A MOVIE I EVER HEARD, AND I BEEN IN SOME DUMB-ASS MOVIES IN MY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:42, archived)
# It works best said out loud with an exaggerated Arnie voice, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:56, archived)
# Still don't geddit :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:05, archived)
# Mozart motherfucker
Do you play it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:23, archived)
# GET TO DA CLAVIER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:45, archived)
# bonnie tyler looks better with shorter hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:48, archived)