and while I'm here...

(Thu 22nd Aug 2019, 11:12, More)

(Mon 25th Mar 2019, 13:40, More)

thought I'd seen them somewhere before...

(Fri 12th Oct 2018, 12:42, More)

the spice grohls

(Thu 11th Oct 2018, 8:53, More)

it was only a matter of time...

(Tue 9th Oct 2018, 10:29, More)

(Fri 5th Oct 2018, 13:06, More)

I'M (one of the) BATMEN

(Fri 31st Aug 2018, 9:38, More)

probably just a splinter...

(Mon 20th Aug 2018, 11:12, More)

PROOF!

(Wed 25th Jul 2018, 15:02, More)

classic

(Fri 13th Jul 2018, 15:22, More)

score!

(Fri 29th Jun 2018, 9:37, More)

We're gonna need a bigger cake.

(Thu 19th Apr 2018, 11:49, More)

time's time.

(Fri 13th Apr 2018, 10:38, More)

grande femme

(Thu 12th Apr 2018, 9:51, More)

lovely morning

(Thu 5th Apr 2018, 9:14, More)

(Mon 19th Feb 2018, 10:23, More)

he's not skipped leg day though

(Fri 16th Feb 2018, 13:21, More)

hahaha...

(Fri 2nd Feb 2018, 10:21, More)

i love the smell of catnip in the morning

(Thu 4th Jan 2018, 14:42, More)

CGI got too expensive

(Thu 4th Jan 2018, 12:06, More)

(Mon 16th Oct 2017, 15:31, More)

bindun?

(Fri 6th Oct 2017, 12:55, More)

*follows through*

(Fri 22nd Sep 2017, 9:43, More)

filth

(Fri 15th Sep 2017, 11:25, More)

TOAP

(Thu 10th Aug 2017, 9:53, More)

a job's a job though yeah.

(Fri 14th Jul 2017, 13:12, More)

and on Tuesday she ate through the heating allowance for the elderly.

(Thu 13th Jul 2017, 13:09, More)

he's toast

(Fri 7th Jul 2017, 10:06, More)

Hitler's stand-up period

(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 10:45, More)

For the last time, you can't be the boot, this ISN'T monopoly!

(Tue 13th Jun 2017, 13:50, More)

yeah!

(Wed 15th Feb 2017, 10:59, More)

easy does it...

(Tue 13th Dec 2016, 9:40, More)

also, have a pea of happier times

(Thu 17th Nov 2016, 9:25, More)

draw me like one of your french lizards...

(Tue 12th Apr 2016, 10:25, More)

winner!

(Fri 18th Mar 2016, 10:20, More)

(Thu 3rd Dec 2015, 12:38, More)

cured meat!

(Fri 11th Sep 2015, 12:56, More)

(Thu 20th Aug 2015, 15:40, More)

FIFA LOLS

(Wed 3rd Jun 2015, 9:38, More)

surely bindun yeah?

(Fri 27th Mar 2015, 10:35, More)

cheesiest pick up line ever.

(Fri 16th Jan 2015, 9:22, More)

mmm... cartoony...

(Thu 18th Dec 2014, 10:04, More)

half the time and lots of the mess!

(Thu 9th Oct 2014, 15:31, More)

Yeah! C'mon kids!

(Thu 26th Jun 2014, 14:49, More)

(Fri 13th Jun 2014, 13:09, More)

boing!

(Thu 15th May 2014, 16:42, More)

it's a modern day who dunnit...

(Thu 17th Apr 2014, 12:00, More)

you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...

(Thu 27th Feb 2014, 14:19, More)

A joke this good? On a Saturday? That's right...

F.P - WOO.
(Sat 7th Dec 2013, 10:52, More)

straight outta cluckton y'all

F to the P fo shizzle. Or something.
(Thu 17th Oct 2013, 17:00, More)

damn FCC...

(Thu 1st Mar 2012, 9:24, More)

the only things in life that are certain


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» B3TA fixes the world

make bendy buses...
...make a sound like an accordion every time they go round a corner.
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 13:42, More)

» Money-saving tips

Save money on expensive batteries
Only put them in clocks when you need to know the time.
(Fri 11th Nov 2011, 10:58, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

feed the homeless...
to the starving.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2011, 13:03, More)

» The B3TA Detective Agency

if they're called travellers..
why do they kick up such a fuss when they get moved on? Surely they'd love it? Do I win a free pencil?
(Wed 19th Oct 2011, 12:19, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

me and my mate phil
when we were younger (maybe 12/13) in winter would go around the old peoples bungalows round where we lived and clear the snow and ice from their paths. We didn't ask for money, they'd sometimes bring us a mince pie, but we did it to keep the old dears safe.
One of them wrote to the local paper to say that not all kids are mischievous, and thank us.
My mum kept the paper clipping.
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 13:22, More)