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# i don't like birds
but my tarantula used to sit on my shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:46, archived)
# shame on you... the correct answer is:
no, i've never had a parrot on my shoulder, but i've had a cockatoo in my mouth....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# nope
i got big teefs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:00, archived)
# I used to have a disabled cockatiel as a pet.
They tend to be more interested in eating snot from your nose than looking for anything in your mouth. Thus no innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 17:20, archived)
# 'snot your thing then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 10 Sep 2015, 18:37, archived)