NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MADE UP ANIMAL FACTS
We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts.
Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.
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Thu 24 Mar 2016, 8:00,
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We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts.
Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.
I'll start off then
The 16-kneed giraffe has 17 knees
And cannot count further than 16
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Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:09,
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And cannot count further than 16
if we're reposting giraffes...
Fully extended, a giraffe's neck allows it to lick clouds
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Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:14,
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Canadian giraffes hunt grizzly bears for their fur, and for sport
They are referred to by the native people as the 'cunts of the animal kingdom'
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Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:44,
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They are referred to by the native people as the 'cunts of the animal kingdom'
To counter a decreased labido in aging males
female giraffes often wear stockings to encourage sexy time
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Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:56,
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