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[challenge entry] New 'Mega Microscope' reveals truth about fruit flies.

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(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 11:56, archived)
# Fruit flies like a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 11:57, archived)
# LIfe is like a banana.
It's yellow and it's long.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 12:00, archived)
# and people have a tendency to peel it the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 13:26, archived)
# peel?
I thought you were supposed to bite the small end off and squeeze it like a tube of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 13:49, archived)
# Like so?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:21, archived)
# :D exactly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# you people make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 18:14, archived)
# heh heh heh..
tell me, are you an under-the-roll or over-the-roll type?

I ask, because there is a better way now... through-the-roll.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# This is not even funny anymore Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 20:06, archived)
# You mean it was funny at some point? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 20:22, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 20:30, archived)
# This reminds me of a story about a dog's arse, a worm and a chicken
my mate once told me when he got back from Ghana
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 21:49, archived)
# And time flies like an arrow
Tits like coconuts
And budgies like Millet
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 30 Mar 2016, 18:52, archived)
# read that as magenta microscope...
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 13:31, archived)
# "Peering into the magenta microscope" sounds like a euphemism for... something.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:29, archived)
# the pubes have eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# What could it possibly be a euphemism for?
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 16:55, archived)
# no safety glasses?
tssk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 18:15, archived)
# Science!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 31 Mar 2016, 1:44, archived)
# if you swatted those, would you lick the newspaper afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Of course
4 of my 5 a day
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 14:59, archived)