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# This article is about the word 'shit'. For the bodily waste, see feces. For the egestion of bodily wastes, see defecation. For the Lady Gaga song 'Scheiße', see Scheiße (song). For other uses, see Shit (disambiguation).
(, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)
# "DISAMBIGUATE THE SHIT!"
"A CANNAE CAPTAIN, THE WEE BAINS CANNAE TAKE NAE MORE SHIT!"
"DAMN IT SCOTTY, WE'RE FILLING UP HERE!"
"Captain, if I may, I have a suggestion, Mr Scott, prepare the brown warp"
"I dunno laddie, that's gonna make one hell of a wee mess"
"I am aware of the outcome Mr Scott, without sounding facetious, if we do not create a brown warp very soon the mound of shattered porcelain we will be standing upon shall be the least of our concerns"
"Ah... I'm hoping the bairns can take it"
"M....r.... Sulu, Engage the Brown warp NOW!"
(, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 20:27, archived)
# I just let out a perfect fart after reading this
(, Wed 30 Mar 2016, 21:51, archived)
# I just let out a perfect fart after reading THIS^
(, Thu 31 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)