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# Who are you babysitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:51, archived)
# i'm stuck here doing jobsearch
it's not a baby, he just acts like one. he's 43 and still lives with my parents. he makes trump look left-wing and i wish i could spit acid because i'd have melted his face off long ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 May 2016, 15:55, archived)
# fuck it, he's screaming again, i'm off
laters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:02, archived)
# tell us where he lives
we'll come round and kill him with fire

and steal all the cake

you do have cake, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 2 May 2016, 16:10, archived)
# carrot and birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 May 2016, 13:58, archived)