Well you do eat, like, 10,000 of them every time you sleep.
They're attracted to unconsciousness.
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maia is thinking about gnomes,
Sat 5 May 2018, 0:28,
archived)
Especially if it's washed down
with Harriet Harman's poo and a pint of cyanide.
Fucking spiders.
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dognutz,
Sat 5 May 2018, 23:21,
archived)