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# i may be* the only person on the planet who sincerely cares about this,
but here's an euler diagram i made:




*turned out to not be
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:25, archived)
# I was never aware of this confusion,
I always thought it was just for a crane fly.

edit: Minipolls is borked, sadly. I wanted a vote.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:34, archived)
# i think some americans call craneflies "mosquito hawks"
so i specifically added images so it was more universal.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:44, archived)
# You're not the only person
thank you
(bovine intervention, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:45, archived)
# thank YOU for the validation!
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 4 May 2018, 23:19, archived)
# Printed out and stuck on the fridge
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:56, archived)
# you better have done. i follow you on twitter and expect to see confirmation >:U
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 4 May 2018, 23:19, archived)
# You mean none of them are extremely venomous
and couldn't possibly kill you even if their fangs were long enough to penetrate human skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:56, archived)
# only cellar spiders have venom glands and can possibly harm humans
but their venom is mild so in order to be in danger, you would have to be allergic to their venom.

i felt this was clear?
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Fri 4 May 2018, 23:19, archived)
# But if you eat enough of them you'll probably feel a bit sick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 May 2018, 0:18, archived)
# Well you do eat, like, 10,000 of them every time you sleep.
They're attracted to unconsciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 5 May 2018, 0:28, archived)
# Especially if it's washed down
with Harriet Harman's poo and a pint of cyanide.

Fucking spiders.
(dognutz, Sat 5 May 2018, 23:21, archived)
# I also share this concern.
Enough that I've even googled to find the answer, and still don't know. I like not knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 May 2018, 1:25, archived)
# I'm genuinely sorry to have given you the true answer, then.
If only there were an "erase" button :(
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 5 May 2018, 1:31, archived)
# Your diagram also kinda sorta looks like "Spider Jerusalem" from Transmetropolitan Man!
nerditis.com/2016/06/24/who-the-hell-is-spider-jerusalem/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:13, archived)
# Every few months I scour the internet for a pair of those shades.
There's some on Etsy for £75 but they want another £45 shipping!
FTFO as the Insane Clown Posse would say.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 6 May 2018, 13:58, archived)
# I like to think about boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:45, archived)
# I actually disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:50, archived)
# I disagree with your use of the word "diagree".
:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 May 2018, 3:23, archived)
# I don't think we agree on the spelling of my spelling... :)
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 5 May 2018, 3:52, archived)
# Ha ha....o/\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 May 2018, 4:31, archived)
# I'm offended by this post
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 May 2018, 9:27, archived)
# Okay
So what's the point of a crane fly? Can't walk, can't fly, lives for two days.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 5 May 2018, 17:11, archived)
# Hang on
Crane flies can fly, can't they. They have wings and look like the things I see flying around my room (until they have an unfortunate accident with my magazine)
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 5 May 2018, 22:19, archived)
# So what is a Daddy Long Legs?
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 5 May 2018, 17:55, archived)
# ^ This
I think I have been mixing it up with the poisonous cellar spider
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 5 May 2018, 22:17, archived)
# "Mr Long-legged Mac Daddy!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 May 2018, 18:59, archived)