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[challenge entry] homo movie time

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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 18:55, archived)
# Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:14, archived)
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patiently awaiting *that* top bum pic...
(ohidunno, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:30, archived)
# I just discovered an aptronym in an old article by rob
www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/media-wrong-ukip-theyre-not-5258390

A ukipper called... Max Gammon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 19:30, archived)
# I was reading an old Ray Bradbury short story the other day.
He described a permanently angry man as having a "pork face".

Gammon obviously isn't a new observation.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:41, archived)
# The October Country?
If so, that was more a description (I think) of a gentleman with severe sunburn, not his tendency to go on Question Time and rant about the EU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 21:59, archived)
# *re-reads*
Aye, think you're right - "a sweating, raw, sunblistered pork face". Shame!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:17, archived)
# mmmm
scratchings
(horrid, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:23, archived)
# That's some pretty impressive adjective recall
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 23:13, archived)
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Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
(horrid, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:07, archived)