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[challenge entry] First post alert!!!

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(Lexx, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# and your first red-x im afraid
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# there it goes!
edit - welcome aboard! Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Yes,
that's what most first posts look like.

Edit: fixed. Nice pic. I'll stop being sarcy now.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# nice gag
well made! but it looks like your hosts don't allow remote linking, because it's not loading on the board. you could try msn groups. there's a link to a tutorial on using them in the FAQ (up there).

welcome! :)

edit: you might also consider reducing the image dimension - most people for around 280px wide (as a guide)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# your so nice
i couldnt be arsed to write all that

(but then i am very lazy)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# file-> quick preferences
turn off "enable referrer logging"

does wonders, so it does =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# oooh
marvellous. i've regained my powers over the geocities and tripods of this world now!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# it doesn't work for all of them
but it works for some =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# oooh, top tip!
but then i don't get counted in people's stats. i love stats, me. it feels great to be one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# i thought it'd mean that you were counted
but would retain an element of mystery
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# you're right, of course
you do get counted. but you turn up in the logs as something like "xxxx:+++++++++++++++"
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# just change your name to xxxx:+++++++++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# in fact, do that anyway
xxxx:+++++++++++++++ is a great name
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
# australians wouldn't give a
xxxx for anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Note for anybody back-spazzing:
XXXX is only for silly Queenslanders.

That is all.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 5 May 2003, 7:10, archived)
# i turn up
in logs all over the interweb. i am the super browser!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# i bet they all really say
"unknown" and you look silly :¬P
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:04, archived)
# i think they should call me
"misunderstood" rather than "unknown". simpletons!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:05, archived)
# how did i know
fnord would do that...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:06, archived)
# look closer lenny!
14 carat gold!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:07, archived)
# not you
him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# go on,
you change it now too! :) go on go on go on go on!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:10, archived)
# how are we meant to
pronounce it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# a
REALLY LOUD kissing sound!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:13, archived)
# wait a second!
has fnord called himself this before?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that would be
silly
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:09, archived)
# ha haa!
and ha haa haa haa!

/flipped out on caffiene
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:10, archived)
# you`re better to disable referrer if possible
I`ve set my server up to block remote linking from basically anywhere but b3ta or flibz (unless referrer is empty), so you`ll miss out all my wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:05, archived)
# but where and how
would i be looking at your stuff other than on b3ta, flibz or on your actual site?!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I had some bozos
post a couple of links on a forum. Normally I wouldn`t care, but being on ADSL, the upload is slow and it drags down the download speed. I like you guys (awwww) so that`s fine; but I don`t like people I don`t know nicking my bandwidth.

I suppose it`s a bit like the odd person here posting stuff they didn`t make, and not bother to host it themselves.

Right, that`s my moral thing over. Time for the offie and some beers.

l8rz d00dz

[ edit: flip, this post sounds a bit Neo-Nazi! oops... well, the above reasons and the fact that I run my own wee web server and like seeing what you can do, plus I like viewing log files :-\ ]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# just like stalin said
(martian, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i see it
and i've got enable referrer logging ticked...
(martian, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# that's cos you're special
=)

actually, i've got no idea at all. i just press buttons until it works. then i have to go back and turn off the autodestruct sequence i had inadvertently initiated.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:00, archived)
# are you running norton internet security on your computer
that was what gave me my magic powers
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 3 May 2003, 17:01, archived)
# you have anti leechy thing
if i open a broser and paste in the url i can see the image
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I can see it.
I say woo.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Hmm,
now I can't.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# woo & yay !!!
for a first post.

(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 3 May 2003, 16:57, archived)