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[challenge entry] Santa’s Naughty List

From the Christmas Decorations challenge. See all 66 entries (closed)

(JauntyArt, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 14:52, archived)
# Santa killed Admiral Ackbar?
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 15:29, archived)
# was also my first thought
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 15:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 21:55, archived)
# I loved this game.
It was so exhilarating to have actual would-be-15-rated violence in a computer game when I was 12.

tl;dr: it's a bit low poly. Is it for a game?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 22:49, archived)
# The SID only has a polyphony of 3, so there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 22:54, archived)
# I remember the moral outrage of having a scantily-clad Maria Whittaker in the magazine adverts for the game,
so much so that one of the Acorn computer mags painted a ridiculous yellow dress over her in the back page ads (can't seem to find it online)...

Edit: Actually, I think the ad was for the sequel game...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 23:24, archived)
# Found it!
archive.org/details/AcornUser1989Magazine/AcornUser8904/page/n147/mode/2up

I'd forgotten how boring computer mags were before Zzap and Crash.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent sleuthing!
Original image, for those wondering what all the fuss was about...dunno why he didn't get the same treatment, he's showing more flesh than her and his tits are nearly as big!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 19:23, archived)
# Isn't that Wolf from Gladiators?
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 20:20, archived)
# Nah,
some bloke called Michael Van Wijk...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 20:49, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 22:01, archived)
# -tits are +hair is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 23:31, archived)
# "Good day Mr Ackbar. Due to global warming, I've replaced the runners on my sleigh with a pair of wheels."
"It's a trap!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 16:20, archived)
# ffs no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 19:11, archived)
# That's why he killed him
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 20:23, archived)
# Ok, took a few seconds and checking the IMGUR page to find out it was a pun then thinking of the lyrics and what it could be
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 15:55, archived)
# Give us thickos a clue then
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 16:49, archived)
# Cephalopods!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 16:51, archived)
# Oh.
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! brb pussy in bio, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 16:56, archived)