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[challenge entry] (Mark 1.12,13; Luke 4.1-13)

From the SATAN!!! challenge. See all 47 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 19:25, archived)
# Revelation 6:4
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 20:04, archived)
# And when the Lactran opened the first seal
I saw, I saw the first gorn, the gornman held a bow
Now when the Lactran opened the second seal
I saw, I saw the second gorn, the gornman held a sword, oh

The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red
The third one is a black, the last one is a green
The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red
The third one is a black, the last one is a green
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:25, archived)
# it’s intergalactic political correctness gorn mad!
also happy candles to me
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:14, archived)
# happy many candles
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:43, archived)
# 21 happy flaming candles up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:07, archived)
# I like coffee
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 5:00, archived)
# Wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:44, archived)
# "the Spirit immediately drove him out into the wilderness"
Total mensch, a lot of people would have made him walk.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:09, archived)
# No tail…fake!
b3:ta; 6. 6,6;Let there be a lightpost , and it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 4:47, archived)
# Fuck.
I mean, the tail is there, it's just at an invisible angle.
(I helped save b3ta! brb shitting dahlias, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 17:36, archived)
# I know that bit
And lo, a devilish Gorn did appear wearing a coat of pepperoni pizza and there was much wailing and grinding of teeth. Then the righteous Captain did blow the scaly fucker into chunks using the fire of the LORD's rocks.
(rogerzilla, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 7:38, archived)
# thats the bottom line SC. 3:16 :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Dec 2023, 18:12, archived)