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# Awww, it looks hungry

The majestic sneasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:16, archived)
# .
(Sorry this is on here again, MSN stopped working and the image only stayed up for 10 seconds, I deleted it.)
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:17, archived)
# Only one woo? =(
Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:24, archived)
# sorry pal
it may only have been up 10 seconds for you last time, but it was longer for others, including me - I got it saved, I replied, everything.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Repost?
or am I projecting into the future again?

i have to stop doing that!

EDIT:Ah i see!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:17, archived)
# woo to that then
:)
I'm knackeres yard,
need to refresh, so off to bed, night all
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:20, archived)
# I'm going out for a chinese on saturday with some friends,
and one of them just told me I'm not allowed to molest her OR her boyfriend.

I mean, how repressed are these people?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Why would they tell you that?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:20, archived)
# I asked.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:22, archived)
# "Can I molest you and your boyfriend?"
"No"

Like that?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:25, archived)
# No it was more:
"Can I molest {boyfriend} over dinner?"

Nooo!

"Can I molest you instead then?"

No!

"How about if I molest both of you?"

Well, there's no jealousy, but it's still a bit creepy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Jealous of who?
Her or the boyfriend! I've never asked to molest my mates boyfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:28, archived)
# You've never lived.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:38, archived)
# What about if you molest them both
simultaneously?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I considered this,
but she rejected the idea.

I mean, it's pleasure for both of them without any effort, and she's turning it down.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:25, archived)
# some people
just don't know agood deal when its offered
(DeeDee, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:36, archived)
# disgraceful...
are you male, female, or indifferent?

incidentally, did you know you passed 1000 messages 7 messages ago?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Yeah, I passed it either last night or this morning without noticing
I'm going to celebrate my 1024th, as I mentioned somewhere further down the page.

And I'm male, preferring female, unless you're offering.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:24, archived)
# It's
political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 7 May 2003, 21:22, archived)
# obviously reverse psychology
I say you should molest them constantly and violently
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 7 May 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I want one
but with the egg fried rice
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 7 May 2003, 21:23, archived)