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# ewwww.
pig vagina!


edit: prove me wrong! www.b3ta.com/board/1221674
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hello keyboard, this is my tea
have you two met before?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Women have them too
and people are quite happy to eat them ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# *snort*
hehehe you dirty bastard... hang on.... women have them you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# A zeugma is when you use one word to apply to two
nouns & it has a different meaning for each of those nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# well done
example?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# "He slipped outside
then down the icy steps."
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# nice one
i would have also accepted "he took his coat and his leave"





clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# "Jack smelled badly
as usual."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# 'coz he didn't have a shower
after fetching a pail with Jill.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I read that
as felching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 19 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# two nouns in
a bath......one sez 'where's the enigma'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:30, archived)