Blimey?
Well pop down the shops for that book that translates old slang and sayings, oooh an get us a can of tartan paint, bucket of steam and a long weight while your at it pls.
(
Scooby who?,
Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21,
archived)
The painters bit
I understood (misguided though it is), your description of your mate's discomfort made practically no sense to me.
(
Ijon Tichy,
Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26,
archived)
.
Because self inflicted drink induced pain in young lads who've been warned to slow their drinking (and such) down all evening - is funny.
Anyone who doesn't think so should be a traffic warden.
Hey! - just IMHO.
(
Scooby who?,
Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42,
archived)