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# Look I'm sorry about the size ok
MSN auto resize blah blah.......... weekend hangover etc etc ...............motorbikes don't make you gay ...................ooooh the stories I could tell etc....

(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Motorbikes make you
so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I was at
Peterboghorror this weekend, funny as hell

A mate was being sick between his legs by 10.30PM friday, in an ambulance on a spinal board to hospital by 2.00AM - back by 8.00AM drinking again.

funny as.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Oh yes.
Nurse, please do something about my aching sides, I think they're in danger of splitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# why was
he on a spinal baord? had his back been injured by vigorous bumlove?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# .
Nah, his back went but doubled over and once he was in his sleeping back, so quite amusing his screams when the first aiders tried to fold him flat (whilst naked).

Hey cow person, what's the matter got the painters in?
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# I'm quite capable of doing my own DIY.
I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Do you even know
what you're saying?

Cos I sure as hell don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Blimey?
Well pop down the shops for that book that translates old slang and sayings, oooh an get us a can of tartan paint, bucket of steam and a long weight while your at it pls.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:21, archived)
# The painters bit
I understood (misguided though it is), your description of your mate's discomfort made practically no sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# .
Because self inflicted drink induced pain in young lads who've been warned to slow their drinking (and such) down all evening - is funny.

Anyone who doesn't think so should be a traffic warden.

Hey! - just IMHO.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Subtle
I like
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# it doesn't have
a product number
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
took me a while to get that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 19 May 2003, 14:59, archived)
# still taking me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:01, archived)
# one way of getting the kids pocket money back
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# haha.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe okay I like that
I'm so slow sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# woo to scalextric
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
cooooool
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i fail to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:00, archived)
# very very subtle
speed camera markings on the track
(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:02, archived)
# oooooh.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# .
More a comment on the nanny state and the times we live in.
(Scooby who?, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# it's political correctness gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Send 'em back to where they came from!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# speed camera
or GATZO (or something like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:03, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 15:31, archived)