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# Bailey and Love's Short Practice of Surgery 19th edition
I've never liked Kent



(It is photoshopped. I had to scan it in. That counts no?)

Accompanying text.

The variety of foreign bodies which have found their way into the rectum is hardly less remarkable than the ingenuity displayed in their removal. A turnip has been delivered per anum by the use of obstetric forceps. A stick firmly impacted has been withdrawn by inserting a gimlet into its lower end. A tumbler, mouth looking downwards, has been extracted by filling the interior with wet plaster of paris bandage, leaving the end of the bandage protruding, and allowing the plaster to set.
If unsurmountable difficulty is experienced in grasping any foreign body in the rectum, a left lower laparotomy is necessary, which allows that object to be pushed from above into the assistant's fingers in the rectum. If there is considerable laceration of the mucosa a temporary colostomy is advisable.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 4:34, archived)
# No, not really.
Now if you'd animated it or something, that would be hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 23 May 2003, 4:56, archived)
# yup
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Or this?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:23, archived)
# I worked for an insurance administrator's office at one time
and we had a claim from a man who needed to have an orange extracted from his rectum. He claimed that he "slipped and fell in the fruit bowl". Don't you hate when that happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:40, archived)
# *snort*
*chortle*
(smoothie, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:42, archived)
# nasty
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 23 May 2003, 6:08, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's mostly straight people that furtively stick foreign objects in their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:42, archived)
# Straight people wouldn't do that
Surely??
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:47, archived)
# You tell me!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Ok
But I was in a Penal Colony in French Guyana. Where was I supposed to hide my money?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 6:05, archived)
# I'm straight (well, as of late)
And I usually let other people do it to me...hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
I don't consider sex toys foreign objects.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:53, archived)
# (If you're a girl, do you want to make a "specialist" website)
ahem!

/back to grey suit
/attentive wife with perfect hair
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 5:53, archived)
# Don't really see the point
when there are sooooo many out there already?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Cumstats.com
Show that there are on average 14 New Zealanders per square yard who have a pepperpot fetish. That makes an untapped revenue of twelve oysters and a goodonya overall. Don't YOU want some of that?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 23 May 2003, 6:02, archived)
# Shhhhhh
I'm thinking.....:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 6:06, archived)
# You might like this site
www.well.com/www/cynsa/newbutt.html
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 23 May 2003, 5:33, archived)