Earwig?

/alright, alright I'll stop!

From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:05, archived)

hee hee
I just got here, I'm not bored yet!
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:06, archived)

I'm not bored yet?
What mean that?

Me got hurty head from drink and loud music...and feel sick!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:10, archived)

you think I know what I mean?
some chance!
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:11, archived)

That's what happens when you stay up all night
Nattering on b3ta......

heh heh.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

mmmmm
older ladies.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:11, archived)

mmm
younger men getting their kit off (yes, I heard about that)
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

no pictures
until the end of july.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

oh.
:(
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:13, archived)

I can't wait
to get my hands on SSG's gourd... ;-)
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:15, archived)

ccoooooooooorrrrr

( Az The Spaz, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:16, archived)

I can smell
Estrogen in the air.

Quick lads. Run. They're on the prowl.... Aaaaaagggghhhhhhh.....
( Tart Monkey, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

damn right
need to flirt!
( Batsgirl, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:19, archived)

Can't have another Tart on the board.
.
( Tart Monkey, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:23, archived)

NOOOO
Always room for one more:)
( Az The Spaz, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:25, archived)

HEY!!!
If women like that are on the look out I'm going no where...I'm sticking around to see what happens:)
( Az The Spaz, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:22, archived)

ding dong.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:18, archived)

Seconded
older = good
( Az The Spaz, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:14, archived)

ha haa!
excellent pun!
( freshlegs, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:09, archived)

Woo!
LOL hugely
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Sat 24 May 2003, 16:10, archived)