His wig forced him into the snack industry


From the The Wonderful Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:03, archived)

YES!
YESYESYES!
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:04, archived)

Wooo
a mighty return from the World that is Fat Boab.
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:04, archived)

does he have his own weather system then?
is his girth controled by the moon, much like the tide.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:07, archived)

You know way too much
you MUST be the interweb
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:08, archived)

i am
bow before me
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:19, archived)

hardcore punnage.
bonus points for alliteration. yes sir.
( carrot rope, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:04, archived)

I like what you've done there
3 jokes wheeled into one
(nospoon, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:05, archived)

I like the NIL PWAAR
It sounds like the devil judging Eurovision


"NIL PWAAR....and now your soul is MINE. Mwwwha ha aha ha ha ahahaaa .... "
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:06, archived)

i think it sounds like
a roman parrot
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:07, archived)

strange how things sound different
in different people's heads....

I still think it has evil undertones,like having a Eurovision to decide the fate of the world...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:10, archived)

"polly want a cracker?"
"NIL! PWAAR!"
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:12, archived)

ahhh
now I hear it....
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:18, archived)

oohh
good punnage :)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:06, archived)

woo
su bloooody perb
( HumanDescent Absinthe here we come, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:06, archived)

pffft

( Dr Drink, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:07, archived)

that has to win!
that's the most original one I've seen
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:09, archived)

erm it's not a compo entry
there is no wig
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:10, archived)

aah but there is
by implication
anyway it's there on his head
plain as jane
(mr soft, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:12, archived)

pants!
put a wig in it, quick!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:14, archived)

That raised a chuckle
Well done sir
woo
and indeed
yay
(mr soft, Thu 29 May 2003, 15:09, archived)