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# Or you could always
do to it what my girlfriends asks me to do everytime she sees a spider.

KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KIILLLLL IIIITTTTTT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# but they get upset when you run over a rabbit
i'm telling you, women = mental.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# you can't kill things
that's horrid. I'd probably rather pick a spider up than ask someone to kill it. Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Good girl!
I pick them up too - bit scary but just think of something else! Like kittens or clouds or unicorns...whatever floats yer boat!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# it's ok to ask people to kill stuff?
cool, I really don't like my supervisor. Anyone free for some "wet-work"?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# no, it's not ok!
You can't kill things! Or people!
And it's not like you do any work anywayyy
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# cheeky!
having said that, I've done f**k all this morning, and I'm just about to do a quick paintmash before lunch.

No b3ta today then eh?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# shhh
that was before my tragic spider incident! How the fuck am I supposed to work with a big evil spider staring at me?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# People who kill
spiders? Grrr...
I remember eating my lunch with a coupla people one day - the cheese from my roll went all over the ground.
A few minutes later I saw a tiny ant dragging a hyooj lump of cheese along. I told the guys to take a look. One was mightily impressed, the other stomped on it.
He got a fuckin' earful - the bad bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I hate people
who do that! They might be horrifically scary but they don't have to die.
(that's not ants by the way, even I can handle them)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I used to catch them
all the time, but recently we've been getting loads more and Fictional Kerry hates them, and its easier just to squish them.
I understand that I will go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you will.
Can't you get some sort of powder to sort of... deter them?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Probably,
but we now live in an upstairs maisonette and I was expecting to get less. We get the same amount as before, they're just bigger. I suppose they have to be to be able to climb up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Yes
but they usually want money, possibly lots. Get a homeless person to do it - they'll do it for much less!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Tell them
your boss has a can of Tenents Super hidden about his person and tramps will do it for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# True!
Please don't kill the spider though - karma and all that! One day you might be a spider (you never know) and you would hate to be hit with 'The Sun' or some trash like that!!!
(funkylins, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)