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# No,
they have mandibles of death.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# that is the best sentence you have
ever typed.

i love you.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# sadly
I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes, but it seemed appropriate to add there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Some spiders have teath
like the kind that eat small birds,

but it's not the teath that'll get you, its the fact that when they crawl about, over your face, into your mouth and up your nose, it can get into your lungs. Clog up your mouth.

you would spit them out, but more keep on coming. Laying eggs.

Is that a spider on your hair, or just an itch?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# You people are terrible!
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# im just praying I don't see a spider....
that WOULD scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)