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[challenge entry] Thorry, ith a bit rubbith, but it'll thuffithe

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(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Oi
Read the FAQ ,
you are meant to edit the pics before posting
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Threadjack...
yesterday I posted this



and now the bottom of my eyelid keeps doing these annoying little twitches. I'm not going to photoshop anything I wouldn't want to happen to myself in future.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Photoshop yourself
with an enormous cock.

Assuming you don't already have one. Maybe you do. It's none of my business really, is it? Exactly. Right, move along now, nothing to see here.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# idea
but for the record I do have an enormous cock
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)
# It's always good to get these things out in the open.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)
# is that an offer?
 
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Oh look.
It's a black man as a monkey.

Uh-oh...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# no it's Eubank as an APE
monkey's have tails.
And anyway, i doubt muchly there was any racist thought in this.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# agreed
people give him more stick for his lisp than his colour. Although that's just as bad, really...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I mean it is just as bad
to take the piss out of someone because of a speech impediment as it is to take the piss out of them for their colour.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# No it's not
If you're too fuckin' lazy to learn more than 25 letters of the alphabet you can pith off.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:40, archived)
# you fuckin rock!
thatth thuperb!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# that is funny
woo
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# yeth, thith ith exthellent
but where ith my monocle?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Cwith!
I've seen him driving around brighton a few times in his various ridiculous motors... and one time I went with a friend to London to try and escape him, and he was there too!

Nice bloke, very full of himself but still a half-decent chap.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)