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# My best tactic is creeping up on them and chucking
a glass of water over them. Scares em to death. Never seen things move so fast.

/evil
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# you should try shooting them with bb guns
works a treat
(even more evil)
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# to be honest...
we keep the bb gun upstairs and can never get it quick enough. Not that we would try, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Hosepipe.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# oooh
do you think this might work in trying to stop my cat from sleeping on my kitchen worksurfaces?
cos hitting him isn't helping at all
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)