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Tacky Time, people

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(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

yes,

of course i would.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

as would I

in vaguely related news, I was in the pub last night with a few mates, and one fella I didn't know so well was talking about his Saturday night out. More specifically, he was talking about the practice of getting your mate to chat up a fairly plain girl so that you can chat up her more attractive mate.

This bloke called it "throwing yourself on the grenade" and I found that really funny.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

More than likely though

that plain lass is the better of the 2. More intellectual, more friendly and better all round.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

probably tries harder

and all.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

not to mention

greatful

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

well of course

my last 3 girlfriends will back that up

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

hehe

well, you've had gf's at least.

I'm kind of like a Jon from BB, only sexier.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

i've met one of your exes

and she's stunning. remember?

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

I don't have an ex

in the traditional sense mate.

EDIT : And how can I forget ??

:)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

er, ok.

in that case i've misunderstood just about every e-mail you've ever sent me. except for the one about penis enlargement.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

There is no right or wrong way

to look upon that scenario. It is more complicated than a complicated thing.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)

erm

ok.

/carefully backs out of conversation.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)

im kind of like sloth off the goonies.

HEYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

Cchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkkkkkk

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me likey

(Divvy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

"taking one for the team"

i can see how it would apply; but we usually use it for taking turns to talk to the boring person at a party so they don't infect the rest of the gathering.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

can't you just

lock them in the basement?

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rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

that's where he has to talk to them.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

i can't think why they locked me in the basement

presumably so the boring people don't suspect anything.

(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)

there's a species of fish

which hangs around uglier fish so that it appears more attractive.

i saw that on the really wild show about 12 years ago and it's stuck with me ever since...

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Reverend Dan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

Like

Limpfish and grinfish hanging around Spacefish ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

hmm i'll have to try that next time out with a mate.

wait, first i need to get a mate...

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Or is it?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

phwoar
/repost

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rogan, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

a far

superior version

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

all i can say is

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

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Or is it?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)

Ever since I was seven

I would've.
/imagines eight years of doing her

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Whillow, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)