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( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)

I;m Jelous
Can i be/look like her now? I HATE MODELS!!!!!
*GRUMBLES*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:44, archived)

never mind her
I'm sure you look just as gorgeous - after all, B3ta chicks are hot™
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:47, archived)

( Tedious, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:48, archived)

yeah, right-
i just broke the record-
'1st ugly chick on B3TA.com (not counting .jpg's/.gif's)'
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:51, archived)

No,
"one of many b3ta chicks who perceives herself as ugly thanks to the constant efforts of advertisers to sell more beauty products but is actually rather nice."
( Tedious, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

utter rubbish
show us a pic, so we may wank as we reply to it*

*in case you've missed this, we're unlikely to really be wanking; this is just one of our funky new catchprases, please stop running away...
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:54, archived)

"It's just a catchphrase!?!"
Well...Of course it is! I knew that...Ahem!
( thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:57, archived)

LOL
sweet-

thethingfromantoherworld is really just from your pants? go figure...
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:01, archived)

And how!
(have we met? You know far too much!)
( thethingfromanotherworld, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

Yes!
(whateva that means)

(if your from england, i doubt it- if your from austrlaian, maybe)
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:10, archived)

utter rubbish?
If i showed a pic of myself heven help you all- it would be the delayed melenuium bug in action! :P


to my disgust, i actually blushed- go figure...
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 14:59, archived)

blushing's good
shows you may actually have considered for a moment that you could be considered attractive.

models aren't everyone's idea of perfection, but merely a reflection of what the people that hired them think of as an ideal.
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

AHHHRK!
I have been beaten in battle!
*keels over, paper bag falling off*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:06, archived)

Phwoar!
*resists urge to pounce through extreme mental effort*
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:09, archived)

excuse me-
but you remind me of a friend, whats your first (christian) name??
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:13, archived)

its ok
i am blind anyway
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:03, archived)

AH-HA!
I know what you've been doing! LMFAO

(yes, i am a dirty minded young lady- so :P>
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

no really i have a brail moniter
the fear is really scary in brail
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

see, i just proved
that stupidity is built in and i am the queen of it
BOW BEFORE ME! *evil laugh*
(Missie Missie, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

better and better
>:D
( JustHere, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)