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# i've smoked for years
and i still can't blow rings...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I keep trying, but it just makes me look like a mong..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I can blow smoke rings
but I've given up smoking, so it's a useless talent
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I don't smoke...
...but I CAN blow smoke rings.

I'm sure I learned the theory behind it from a children's educational program.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# have you ever been to soho?
(martian, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:27, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Woo!
I like that one! Have one of my lesser-spotted compo entries as a salute:
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Wahay!
W/Y/H
be strong.... be strong.. :@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i pity the foo'
who doesn't like this - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# heheheh
nice
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Clever stuff.
In volume 2 - how to get the first Gauloise out of the pack, flip cigarettes into your mouth, and strike matches on your fingernails.
None of which I could ever manage.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)