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# But then why is there a version in the newsletter
on a different server and without the watermark?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Hehe
Busted
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# And there was no reply...!
I'm getting far too much amusement out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)
# If you're wanking in the shower
wouldn't you have the water running? And how did the offended person determine that it was spunk and not hair conditioner? Did s/he smell it?
(BigKGChicago, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)
# The whole thing is quite clearly bull
but it was amusing bull until this arsemangling twummockscratcher came along and make it into even more amusing bull.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)
# but...
you'll notice hte picture i just posted on here is actually larger than the cropped + UN-watermarked version i posted before (the one in the newsletter). and the new one is a 300k jpg pretty much straight from my camera. the other was a 50k (85% compressed) jpg to save my adsl bandwidth.

unless i have real photoshopping-fridges skillz i think that proves it.


faggot :)


(olli holliday, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)
# yeah but the thing is
it was in the newsletter so a possible 60000 people saw it yesterday. masturbate into something else, then take a photo when you get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I liked my reply better.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry, you appear to be talking out of your arse.
1) You can't spell.
2) Your shift key is broken.
3) The original image in the newsletter is larger in pixel size. [Edit: correction, no it's not - just looks that way.]
4) Crappy compression means yours is larger in file size. [This point, however, still stands.]
5) In conclusion, you are an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)
# oh be quiet
if you can really be bothered, actually read and consider my post.

the newsletter + all other mirrors are CROPPED versions of the original. unless i somehow drew on extra bits of the fridge for my post....

the newsletter was also smaller in file-size because it was more compressed. ie. less detail. did i also enhance it?

no more please
(olli holliday, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)
# No it doesn't.
(Newsletter linky is here) - they're exactly the same.

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

"no more please"! Pfft! As if.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# but the pic you just posted
and the one in the newsletter are exactly the same
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Just admit defeat
You big lying bastard, you.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)
# COCK OFF
You talentless spunkmonkey... If wanking in the shower amounts to the total of your talent, then you've no place here.

Do some work of your own and then maybe people will be nice to you Herr FlangeBasket
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)
# It's a bigger file size
but the dimensions are exactly the same
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)
# (No they're not -
the one in the newsletter is huuuuuge)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I think there's a width tag in there
If you copy and paste the url, this one's huuuuuge too.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)
# So it is.
However, considering he claimed that the newsletter one was a cropped version of his, and it clearly isn't, the point is moot.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)
# heh
ok yeah i got that bit wrong

must have cropped it after it was mirrored. (i was trying to save my bandwidth while it was on my local machine before i uploaded it to my host (with watermark :))

the compression is still a valid point tho. so i'm not a "liar". so there.

(olli holliday, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah y'are.
Take us another picture of it then
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ooh yes
take another picture of it from a different angle. then we will know you're not lying and love you forever
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)
# What the fuck are you on about?
You fucking twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Sure.
We believe you.
Thousands wouldn't.

Let's see a picture of the fridge without the note, hm? Or a different picture of the note? Oh, and to make sure it's not photoshopped, let's have those letters rearranged into "b3ta" - you have the 3, t, and a; I'm sure you have a b as well.

Make sure that letter in the background's there, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Erm -- ee-whoops.
What do you know. He did! www.b3ta.com/board/1481698 . Apologies given!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 29 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)
# There we are...
take another picture to those specifications and i shall PUBLICALLY APOLOGISE to you...

And if you can't do this, i'm sure everyone here will call you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sat 28 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)