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# you make me
want to rub my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# If you suffer from cellulite...
...you should rub your thighs with salad cream.

Then put woolly stockings over it and sleep in them overnight.

It works for all my clients.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)