Only in Japan...


Supah Prime Izzard Chan!!!
Ripstick Warriah Denshu Go GO!!!!

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)

But Eddie Izzard isn't a transexual
/pedant
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)

although,
it is quite funny
( isthisyou?, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)

What's a tranny?
Is it about lesbians?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)

i think a tranny is a type of radio
though i could be wrong
( MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:23, archived)

I heard it was about hairy lezzas.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

ah
you know my mate lezzas then
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)

Why do lezzas have more hair than other women?

( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)

Is it because they have got on God's nerves?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)

Probably
Filthy bunch of sinners. They should all be sent to live on the Isle of Wight away from us normal people.
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)

Bella says that Gays will burn in Hell.
Especially bummers with AIDS.

I think she isn't a nice person.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)

don't all bummers have The AIDS?
That's what the Daily Mail says.
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)

Bella reads that paper.
Because the print doesn't come off on her hands.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)

'cos they don't shave as much!




/runs very fast
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)

it's a thing through which you listen to the radio
a bit like an eartrumpet but shaped like a pelican
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

You know so many things.
Have you ever been on Countdown?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

once, well nearly
they wouldn't let me on because I insisted on being totally naked except for a monocle and pipe
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)

Couldn't you have compromised?
I want to go on Countdown, but I'm afraid of Carol's teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)

Mr Bear!
congratulations and all that. I am right aren't I? New nipper yes? All the best. Hope they're doing fine.

edit - oops just checked below. Please excuse my slowness. Lot of work on the noo.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)

Get lost!
He's giving me first dibs on the baby if they get bored of it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)

yes
all well =8.)
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

and particularly well named i hear
congratulations both
( new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)

That's not pedantic
in the slightest.
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)

You can sue him for that.
My sister's neighbour got accused of being one of those, but he is a doctor.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

Fucking pediatricians
Burn the lot of 'em

/portsmouth
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)

How did you know he lived there?
You must be physic.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)

she can see through walls as well
walls ice creams that is
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

I torched his house
last night, I can still hear the screams
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

Were you wearing your leggings?
Many of the ladies in Portsmouth wear leggings and have their hair up in a scrunchie. Sue Drawbridge says they have big pie-faces.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)

I was, I have lots of leggings
I especially like it when they go saggy at the arse and knees. I was also wearing my complete collection of gold hoops from top jewellery artiste Elizabeth Duke.
Sue Drawbidge is going to get her face kicked in if she ever gets to Fratton.
( butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)

Cor

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)

Do you wear leggings too?
On our estate, we call them 'mumblers'.

The lips move, but no words come out.

I don't get it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)

I don't wear leggings,
although I have been known to wear khaki shorts, sandals and knee high socks.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)

Phwoar

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)

SO stylish...
actually just thinking about that makes me hot...
( popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)

i thought you lived in an institution?

( popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)

I do.
It's on the Estate, behind the carpet warehouse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)

I love it when she acts all tough

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)

you make me
want to rub my thighs
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)

If you suffer from cellulite...
...you should rub your thighs with salad cream.

Then put woolly stockings over it and sleep in them overnight.

It works for all my clients.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)

if it was totally correct
it wouldn't be authentic japanese product
( rangelife, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)

Ah!
Someone who understand!
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)

trannytastic !

( Tedmus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)

u cant do that
to starscream, he kicked ass
( The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)

He was
definitely my favourite.

Along with Ravage, which was mainly because he was a big robot panther thing... :)
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:26, archived)

well
I think that is splendid.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)

Thank you
kind sir :)
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)