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# People keep looking
at me cos I've only been wearing shorts and a t-shirt even though it's been occasionally raining today.

(Oh and I smell too).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Are they 'peep hole' shorts?
That would explain why people are looking at you.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Oh yeah
thought it was a bit drafty earlier, but I just thought I was doing cold farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# yeah, I got some funny looks this morning cycling in wearing shorts and a tshirt.
IT might also be because I've had my head shaved and look like a mentalist now.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# it must be the head
I also cycled in wearing shorts and t-shirt and everybody looked at me like I was the cool motherfucker that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:34, archived)
# yes
Rain dripping off a newly shaved head and a grimace on my face trying to stop the rain from going in my eyes.

I must look like a total nutcase.

ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)
# cycling shorts
are bad for your bits. take them off now and then take pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I just wear normal shorts
None of this wanky lycra for me.

Oh and I have a digital camera now, so you might regret saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)
# you wouldn't believe
the pictures I've been sent of b3tans' bits...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# nothing
wrong with a bit of lycra now and then. Makes you go faster you know.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# yes but I prefer
not to look too much of a nutter.

It's bad enough having a bright yellow bike and a shaved head without drawing undue attention to my arse as well.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)
# blokie arses
just aren't nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I
have a pair of pancakes for an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)
# thing is
the more of a nutter you look, the more pedestrians and cars get the fuck out of your way.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# yes, there is that advantage
Also being 6'5" means if there is a problem, people tend to back down.






shame I'm as skinny as a rake at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)
# moment
being defined as my entire life.

So i'm going more for the "wirey" nutter look.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)