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# Not much to say. Except that I have added lots of content
to my website: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/ and you should all have a look. Bye.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i'm impressed
you managed to stay awake this late.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I
am asleep.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# actually,
"trigonomically speaking, you're an idiot" is a wonderful turn of phrase. *must steal it*
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i have started playing a game
where i get my friends to give me a chat up line for the night and see if i can pull using it.
the other night it was 'You're fucking ugly'

i didn't pull.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:01, archived)
# you should try just repeating
"i'm a fish!" and looking enthusiastic.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# yes!
oncwe i tried 'you have an amazing face' and then grin stupidly.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# heres one:
"Touch my cock!"
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# haha!
i'd get hit!

i'll have to try that tommorow night.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Arnold J. Rimmer's
officer's examination?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# love Red Dwarf!!!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# hooray :)
my ex-boyfriend was exactly like Lister...but he's now a frat-boy version of him.
Very depressing.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# sucks.
I have been called Lister on a number of occasions....Im a total slob...

that program is fucking hilarious though!!
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# did you hear that they're making a movie?
dunno anything about it though
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# yeah ive heard that.
i doubt itd be as good as the series though.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# smoke me a kipper,
i'll be back for breakfast.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# How about
"You're Catholic aren't you?"

"How can you tell?"

"Well, it's Friday isn't it?"
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I think this joke
deserves more recognition.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Try this:
"Look, I'm drunk. I thought I'd say hello to you. How are you?"
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I have never been brave enough
to go and speak to ladies :(

so now I wank.
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# what d'ya mean
JUST?!?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)