/coat


From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 222 entries (closed)

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

That'll teach 'em
to invite Elton John to a posh dinner like that.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

coat
on a lovely day like this
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

it's over my head
as I run for the door.

Or at least it would be - the evilness of this post seems to have passed most people by. Then again, maybe it's just not funny.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

I just don't know
who the geezer is, and therefore am missing the joke.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

he is no-one special
but he is special - and his offer is just about to be refused.
/surrender
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)