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# dead in 60 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Oh god, the title says it all.
You are a fine humourist my friend, may you prosper.
(clitasaurus, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
why is this clitty person being such a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Homosexual repression.
It was all in a medical report about web vandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)
# This is not true.
I really am on a mission to rid the world of annoyance. In order to do this i must annoy the annoyers by acting like a complete twat. Nar, im only joking. Im in work, getting paid to annoy you people. Who's the fool. Enjoy your day off infront of your computer. I mean come on, for fuck sake, the sun is shining you should be out meeting real people. If i spent my own time on a message board i would seriously consider where i am going in life. is it time to end it all. When your only friends are, well people you dont really know, you are in trouble.
(clitasaurus, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)
# my friends and family all died
in a coach trip twelve days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)
# I am sorry to hear that.
Really i am, but that does not explain why you where on the message board two weeks ago. Get out more dude, itll do you good.
(clitasaurus, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# i was on holiday
2 weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# no you weren't.
you were in my bedroom being buggered senseless.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# that was a sheep
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# no, that was last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I seem to remember you where on the board, as was i.
Now this means that you are lying, and i for one hope that is the case. If you are not lying and you was on holiday then thjis means you spent a saturday and sunday of a holiday on the internet. Oh dear.
(clitasaurus, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i left here:
www.b3ta.com/board/1603682
and didn't return till last thursday, and didn't use the internet in that time, so na na na na na
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# just because he was on the internet once in a day
does not mean he spent the whole day on it. he could have bunjee jumped, been out to a pub, gone paintballing, wrote a small book, lazed in the sun and still had enough time for a minor orgy, in the time remaining in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# it was a good orgy
though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# don't worry
I'm sure things will pick up for you one day :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)
# you are a stinking piece of cockshit
with a **** ****** *** ***** of ***** ******* **** and **** ******.

Also, you are a stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)
# no,
you're just a twat.
I have no use of my legs since the accident and this is my way of having fun, so fuck you shit face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's a bit like storming the vatican
and telling them all to stop being so religious and get a life, it's peoples way of self enjoyment, if he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to just insult people
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# my legs work.....
fuckit....that must've been someone elses life....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# two words
summer holidays


I hate 'em, don't you?(tm) (if i could be arsed to shop that into something, i would.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)