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[challenge entry] BMW just couldn't understand it...
...their latest promotion wasn't increasing sales at all.


From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 220 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# 4.3 on the snigger scale
:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# BMWse.cx?
Took a while!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Hooray!
Nothing gets past b3ta people.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# you do know
that my mom was asking me what the joke is with that just a min ago, dont you?
im not sure i should tell her
(Mynd, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# best not to
I tend to shield my mum from anything that isn't kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)
# but i still say eww
^._.^
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yay

Nice goatse grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# ^._.^
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I tried removing
the central vertical bar, but it didn't look like a BMW any more.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# so in essence
he has a pierced bottom (or is that vagina)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# mangina
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Subtle....
very subtle :)

/I thought it was funny enough the idea that they'd actually bother giving BMWs mirrors and indicators........
(allergic to curry, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# the grill detail
was just to amuse b3ta people - I doubt anyone else will notice it (or the model number come to that)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# that one was a bit too subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Too subtle
for me (both jokes).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah, but you're french!
No sense of humour! :p

/I'm sooooooooooo nasty!
(allergic to curry, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Grrr
*prepares to flick spoonful of chicken korma*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Vicious beast!
That was uncalled for. I only called you a humourless frog! Pfffft! Over-sensitive or what!?! ;)

/only kidding, I didn't mean it :)
(allergic to curry, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Are you sure..?
*lowers spoon of vindaloo*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I actually reckon you could sell BMWs with grilles like that......
after all, bigger arseholes drive them :D

/no offence intended to anyone who's got one........much....;)
(allergic to curry, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Oddly enough
I missed the grille but got the joke of the model number once someone mentioned the grille. Very nicely done! Subtle woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)
# look at the little hands
on the radiator grille. hehe.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# as far as goatse goes
that's nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# yAY
I didn't think this one deserved its own thread, especially as its a goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)