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It can't be ape.

Apes and Monkeys are entirely different things. The most basic difference being that monkeys have tails, whereas apes don't.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:27, archived)

don't shoot the quizee

shoot the quizmaster

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rob, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

it's not like they know,

if you give them a form with "tick box if you are an ape" on it most of them just eat it.

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rogan, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

or poo on it.

and then eat it.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

I thought that was rabbits?

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

i went to london zoo about 5 or 6 years ago

with this girl i used to out with, and we were standing at the chimp cage watching them do chimp things. there was this eager young dad next to us with a little boy on his shoulders, and suddenly the money nearest us shoved it's whole hand up it's own arse, pulled it out and started licking it. the little boy was going, "daddy, daddy, what's that monkey doing?", and the bloke just goes, "washing itself - let's go and look at the elephants". that's why i love animals. they don't give a fuck what we think.

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100% of Gibbon, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)

They're simply showing their disgust

at the fact you dare to even ask the question.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)

What would you know you're a goat

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welshtroll, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)

As a goat, I feel it necessary to protect other mammels against the raveging hoards of humanity.

Thus I have a PhD in Zoology I bought off the net.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)

< do you have

a specially modified mouse, hoof shaped?

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welshtroll, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)

Yes.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)