Ah well I tried...not very hard
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( , Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
Somebody
actually said that to my Dad in the pub in all earnestness once.
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Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:37,
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Friend of mine
bumped into a guy in the pub, turned and said "sorry mate" (as you do). This tosser turned and said "My only mate is my blade". Wankshaft.
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Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:40,
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I got my glasses broken by a Scotsman I'd never
seen before or even come near. That was a few months ago. Does this make me a nerd?
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Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:41,
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I dunno...
....but if you come near me, I'm going to break your glasses.
Again.
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Sat 16 Aug 2003, 0:43,
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Again.